You know how sometimes you can't see what's right in front of your face? Well, I guess sometimes you can even miss what's right in front of someone else's face. I must have looked at the sleeve of Simon & Garfunkel's ubiquitous Seventies dinner party soundtrack a zillion times without noticing Art Garfunkel's brief but valiant dalliance with facial hair. That's one hell of a 'tache you've got there Art! You might want to get a tissue though - you seem to have a small, man-shaped bogey caught in it. And there was me thinking it was Art who got up Paul Simon's nose!