Vinyl Craft Tat

I seem to be hooked on seeking out images of butchered vinyl. Like picking at a scab, studying the wannabe artistic endeavours of talentless hobby crafters gives me a grim, masochistic pleasure. After some consideration I've come to the conclusion that, ugly, mundane objects though they undoubtedly are, if these hideous vinyl crafts weren't being made, some delusional numpty would be selling the same scratched-to-buggery records on ebay, in their unmodified state, describing them as 'in excellent condition' - it happens all the time, believe me! Every laughably executed salad bowl is one more terminally ill record taken out of the vinyl gene pool. At the risk of flogging a dead horse, here are a selection of some of the worst examples of vinyl craft tat that I have stumbled across. Helpfully, I've provided captions detailing how the 'artist' describes his creation, just in case it's not immediately clear what the hell you're supposed to do with it.

Cake stand

Fruit & veg holder

Vinyl flowers

Record bowl...

...and a handy serving suggestion!

Flower pot holder

Vinyl wreath - Christmas or funeral? You decide

Scarily, the wreath image comes from a blog that encourages parents to let their children become apprentice craft tat-mongerers. Bad idea. Most kids wouldn't be able to tell you what a vinyl record is for, let alone be capable of assessing whether it is too scratched to play. Put the idea of record modification into their heads and you can kiss goodbye to your cherished vinyl collection, carefully and lovingly amassed over a lifetime. But at least you'll never be short of somewhere to keep your fruit and veg.

In the interests of even-handedness, and to show that for every rule there's an exception, I've found an example of vinyl craft by somebody whose artistic abilities are clearly in a different league to the competition. I love this!